Unattended Bag Of Cash (1)

GAME HAS ENDED! I went to the bathroom and left my bag of cash unattended for 5 minutes, and somebody took it! Help me find the perpetrator by leaving the comment "I would have turned your cash in!" One of you will be lying, and at 1:30 AM ET, I will have determined who it was and announce their name! If you would not want you money stolen, be sure to like and share!